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Well it’s that time again, the raids of our lives continues as Impervious ploughs through the 70 to 80 grind and impressively cleared Heroic Naxxramas in the same week as the expansion release; Kel’Thuzad slain on Monday November 18 2008. It seems like only a few days ago we were clearing our last Sunwell raid in preparation to hit 80 asap. Now with Naxxramas on farm (again), in the span of a day, we have our eyes set to The Eye of Eternity Heroic. Malygos will be dead in a few days leaving us with nothing but farming upgrades.

Some upgrades are bigger than others. Congratulations go to our own level 80 Death Knight Azsh on the 2-Hand Axe.

I’d also like to take this time to congratulate the Impervious members who were the first level 80s on Stormreaver, Hothgor: Realm First 80 and 80 Shaman, Axla: Realm First 80 Paladin, Fatyx: Realm First 80 Mage, Enzyme: Realm First 80 Warrior, Velveteen: Realm First 80 Druid, Jider: Realm First 80 Rogue and Entrop: Realm First 80 Priest.

Mages (SERIOUSLY DON’T APP UNLESS YOU ARE THE BEST MAGE IN YOUR GUILD)

Paladins (We are looking for all 3 specs, so a player that has mastered multiple specs will be of great interest to us)

Priests (Holy or Disc)

Death Knights (We will only consider Death Knights that have reached 80 in beta and have experience raiding)

Applications and more information about the recruitment process can be found in our recruitment section. Please fill out the application COMPLETELY. Incomplete applications will be ignored and deleted.

You can contact me if you have any questions, through the forums, gmail, or ingame Slackerx(Stormreaver and Northrend Beta Server).

-Slacker

• We’re looking for outstanding players who have love for end-game progression and are highly competitive players, even if it means slamming your head on the wall for 6 hours.
• We are not here to hold your dick(or salty vagina) and baby you through content, don’t suck.
• Consumables are self explanatory and mandatory during raiding.
• Equivalent or comparable gear as our raid members.
• A working microphone(preferably headset) and Ventrilo are mandatory and good communication skills.
• Ability to multi-task well.
• Stable Internet/Computer and relatively no hardware/software issues.
• Ability to recognize different aspects of all encounters rather than your own class specific role during an encounter.
• One of the most important qualities we are looking for in a recruit is spatial awareness. We do not want a recruit who falls into tunnel vision staring at their e-peen grow on the damage/healing meters.

Class Openings

• Resto and Enhance Shaman

• We’re looking for outstanding players who have love for end-game progression and are highly competitive players, even if it means slamming your head on the wall for 6 hours.
• If you haven’t attuned yourself to BT/Hyjal at this point in the game, don’t bother wasting our time and your time. We are not here to hold your dick(or salty vagina) and baby you through content BUT if you think you’re worth attuning go for it.
• Consumables are self explanatory and mandatory during raiding.
• Equivalent or comparable gear as our raid members.
• A working microphone(preferably headset) and Ventrilo are mandatory and good communication skills.
• Ability to multi-task well.
• Stable Internet/Computer and relatively no hardware/software issues.
• Ability to recognize different aspects of all encounters rather than your own class specific role during an encounter.
• One of the most important qualities we are looking for in a recruit is spatial awareness. We do not want a recruit who falls into tunnel vision staring at their e-peen grow on the damage/healing meters.

With that said, we are looking to add the following classes:

• Warlock
• Holy Priest
• Resto Druid
• Resto and Elemental Shaman

While we may be full on some classes, we will still look at every application sent to us. If you feel as if you are an exceptional player, please feel free to send in an application. You can apply at the Recruitment area or use the template provided on our forums (recommended) and e-mail it to us at our gmail. The general requirements posted on our Recruitment tab is a very general outline of what we want to see at the very least.

Your first impression will come from this application so try not to provide us with semi-retarded answers or ‘1337$|>3@|<'. Don't be afraid to write us lengthy answers about your background and previous experience. We will continue to read every single application we receive. If you wish to set up a brief interview or have any questions that need to be answered, you may contact me on my AiM @ SlashMiass or contact any of the following in game. Please be wary that we may not always be available to respond right away, if at all.

• Aeternadeus
• Avaen
• Gortexx
• Jhasa
• Kenamyan
• Kenpachi
• Vallis

Honestly, Gortexx looks cooler in this picture.

like 5 seconds later..

Kena, the Beast

With that aside,


We are still recruiting. Please look at the post below.

(Oh, and another 17 weeks left to go before the offhand drops.)

If you feel you have the experience and can fit in our roster, do not hesitate to fill out an application on our Recruitment form. Many will enter, few will be asked for an interview, don’t call us, we’ll call you.

GM Death Touched it at around 30% or something.

On we go to the next boss, the demon Anetheron! The fight was a very fun fight but the GM pushed us to move on. *sadface*

Off we went towards the Horde Base fighting along side the Horde Warchief, Thrall and his beastly wolves!

Before we attempted anything, our little buddy decided to drop us a little token of appreciation.

We faced another challenging encounter, Kaz’rogal, another version of good ol’ fucking Kazzak.

On our 2nd attempt with only 23 people…

He dropped a sweet swirling purple dildo that made the females in our guild (cough Velveteen cough) dripping with moisture in her undies (don’t hurt me!). Here’s a screenshot of the sex toy.

So off we went to the next and final boss for the night, Azgalor.

Well to say the least, we were left dumbfounded on its aggro control because it was pretty fucked up. So we decide to take a quick second to ask the GM and he responds…

Thus.. we called it a night.

On a side note, we are still recruiting. Check the news update under this for more information or click the recruitment tab up above!

– Priest (Shadow only)
– Shamen
– Hunter

Application details can be found on the Recruitment page and as well applications can be submit via the Recruitment form or posted on our forums here. Applicants will be interviewed within the week IF WE ARE INTERESTED. As always don’t call us, we’ll call you. Many will enter, few will win, good luck!