Sunday, February 17th, 2008
There’s nothing more exciting than finally getting to leave Black Temple and Mount Hyjal for a new change in scenery. We managed to round up some of our raid members on Saturday for a last minute PTR raid to scratch in some attempts at Kalecgos.
The GM’s decided to grief us after Goretexx yells at the GM about Sunwell having too much trash by sending in Mobs one by one for about 5 minutes. And the retardation continues, but back to Kalecgos for a second.
FAP FAP FAP! Remind me to carry around a stack at all times. After a wipe at 10%, and the wipe at 8%, and the wipe at 5%, and then the wipe at 2%, and then the wipe at 1%, and then the wipe at .00000000000001%, alright you get the mother fucking point.
Here’s the kill shot!
So back to the retardation. The real story is when our brilliant master looter Goretexx took the Paladin, Priest, Warlock bracers and gave not only ONE PAIR of bracers to our pally tank but FUCKING TWO OF THEM! Talk about epic failure.. Goretexx is looking for a new guild. Duality or OoL you guys can take that trash, we don’t want him anymore.
In all seriousness, I’d like to personally thank each and everyone who came to the PTR raid on such short notice and stuck it out with us for so long.
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Sunday, January 6th, 2008
Impervious is accepting applications for end-game PvE progression for Sunwell. We’re looking to add a couple of spots to strengthen our raid lineup during our end-game progression. Impervious is a dedicated end-game progression guild on Stormreaver, one of the first servers with the original World of Warcraft release. Some of our accomplishments include a 2nd world-wide Hydross, 3rd world-wide Viscidus, and 4th world-wide C’Thun kills. As a recruit, you will get priority to get a raid spot over a member in farm content to evaluate your performance. I would like to stress to all applicants and recruits is that our current veterans and our guild officers DO NOT get raiding priority through end-game progression out of tenure. If you consistently perform at a higher level compared to our members, you will be provided with a raid spot over the tenured member.
Requirements:
- We’re looking for outstanding players who have love for end-game progression and are highly competitive players, even if it means slamming your head on the wall for 6 hours.
- If you haven’t attuned yourself to BT/Hyjal at this point in the game, don’t bother wasting our time and your time. We are not here to hold your dick(or salty vagina) and baby you through content BUT if you think you’re worth attuning go for it.
- Consumables are self explanatory and mandatory during raiding.
- Equivalent or comparable gear as our raid members.
- A working microphone(preferably headset) and Ventrilo are mandatory and good communication skills.
- Ability to multi-task well.
- Stable Internet/Computer and relatively no hardware/software issues.
- Ability to recognize different aspects of all encounters rather than your own class specific role during an encounter.
- One of the most important qualities we are looking for in a recruit is spatial awareness. We do not want a recruit who falls into tunnel vision staring at their e-peen grow on the damage/healing meters.
With that said, we are looking to add the following classes:
- Warlock
- Holy Priest
- Resto Druid
- Resto and Elemental Shaman
While we may be full on some classes, we will still look at every application sent to us. If you feel as if you are an exceptional player, please feel free to send in an application. You can apply at the Recruitment area or use the template provided on our forums (recommended) and e-mail it to us at our gmail. The general requirements posted on our Recruitment tab is a very general outline of what we want to see at the very least.
Your first impression will come from this application so try not to provide us with semi-retarded answers or ’1337$|>3@|<'. Don't be afraid to write us lengthy answers about your background and previous experience. We will continue to read every single application we receive. If you wish to set up a brief interview or have any questions that need to be answered, you may contact me on my AiM @ SlashMiass or contact any of the following in game. Please be wary that we may not always be available to respond right away, if at all.
- Aeternadeus
- Avaen
- Gortexx
- Jhasa
- Kenamyan
- Kenpachi
- Vallis
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Wednesday, December 12th, 2007
After 17 Illidan kills and 6 Shards of Azzinoth, we finally got what we were all looking for. Congrats to Kena, The Beast.
Honestly, Gortexx looks cooler in this picture.
like 5 seconds later..
Kena, the Beast
With that aside,
We are still recruiting. Please look at the post below.
(Oh, and another 17 weeks left to go before the offhand drops.)
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Monday, July 16th, 2007
TBC Raiding Guild Impervious, of Stormreaver is currently looking the best of the best to fill our roster. The classes we currently are looking for are:
- Mage
- Shaman (Preferably Restoration spec but depending on gear and experience may consider Enhancement spec Shaman. Elemental Shamans need not apply.)
- Paladin (+1500 Healing, 80 mp5 minimum)
If you feel you have the experience and can fit in our roster, do not hesitate to fill out an application on our Recruitment form. Many will enter, few will be asked for an interview, don’t call us, we’ll call you.
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Monday, April 30th, 2007
We decided to go on a little field trip to check out Hyjal on the test servers. After getting everyone ready to go, we checked out some of the waves of undead which quickly turned boring. Our wonderful GM that was assisting us decided to give us something a bit more challenging!
GM Death Touched it at around 30% or something.
On we go to the next boss, the demon Anetheron! The fight was a very fun fight but the GM pushed us to move on. *sadface*
Off we went towards the Horde Base fighting along side the Horde Warchief, Thrall and his beastly wolves!
Before we attempted anything, our little buddy decided to drop us a little token of appreciation.
We faced another challenging encounter, Kaz’rogal, another version of good ol’ fucking Kazzak.
On our 2nd attempt with only 23 people…
He dropped a sweet swirling purple dildo that made the females in our guild (cough Velveteen cough) dripping with moisture in her undies (don’t hurt me!). Here’s a screenshot of the sex toy.
So off we went to the next and final boss for the night, Azgalor.
Well to say the least, we were left dumbfounded on its aggro control because it was pretty fucked up. So we decide to take a quick second to ask the GM and he responds…
Thus.. we called it a night. 
On a side note, we are still recruiting. Check the news update under this for more information or click the recruitment tab up above!
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