Our roster is ready for Hard Mode ICC, but we would like to push for a little more flexibility. We will consider applications from:

Holy Priest , Restoration Druid &  Exceptional players of ANY class.

Also Recruiting for Ice Crown.

Hopefully with the new reset, we will be able to clear up to twins and clear twins so we can work on Anub’arak.

Impervious is looking to bolster our roster and we are recruiting all classes and specs with a special interest in the following spec/class:

Any Tank Type

Resto Druid

Holy Paladin

Enh Shaman

Ele Shaman

Hunter

Warlock

If you are interested and think you have what it takes to be apart of our guild you can get more information here.

We are currently looking for:

Enh Shamman

Ret Pally

Feral Druid

If you are interested and think you have what it takes to be apart of a guild that strives to be one of the best you can look here.

Oh also first two bosses down in CC. Easy stuff.

Impervious is still recruiting!

Also looking for a well rounded player who can do stuff with mods.

We are currently looking for (but not limited to):

Holy/Disc Priest
Balance Druid
Resto Druid
Mage
Rogue

If you are interested and think you have what it takes to be apart of a guild that strives to be one of the best you can look here.

We are also recruiting

Holy/Disc Priest
Feral Druid
Resto Druid
Holy Paladin

If you are interested and think you have what it takes to be apart of a guild that strives to be one of the best you can look here.

As always we are still recruiting for more information check Here.

Impervious is looking to further bolster our roster as we head towards Algalon. We are looking for dedicated and skilled players who think that they can help us progress towards Algalon. If you are interested and think you have what it takes to be apart of a guild that strives to be one of the best you can look here. You can also contact Slackerx, Slackasaurus, Faytx or Cellise in game for more information.

As always we are still recruiting for more information check Here.

Video Link (DK Tank PoV)

Also, still recruiting!

Retribution Paladin

Restoration Druid

Also, we are always on the lookout for exceptional players! If we are not recruiting your select class, and you feel that you are an exceptional player, apply anyway!

Video Link (Warlock PoV)

Also still recruiting select classes! If you feel you are an exceptional player but we are not recruiting your class, still apply anyway!

Mages

Resto Druids

Shadow Priests

Prot Pallies

Ret Pallies

*Being Draenei is a REALLY, REALLY BIG PLUS!

Impervious is looking to further bolster our roster as we head towards Algalon.  We are looking for dedicated and skilled players who think that they can help us progress towards Algalon.  If you are interested and think you have what it takes to be apart of a guild that strives to be one of the best you can look here. You can also contact Slackerx, Slackasaurus, Faytx or Cellise in game for more information.

WITH OUT FUCKING VOIDWALKERS

Video Link (Warlock PoV)

Impervious is still looking for exceptional players with a speical interest in 1 Holy Pally. So if you think you got what we are looking for to continue our progress through hard modes check out our recruitment section Here.

Do you have Heroism?

Do you have Totems?

Can you dps or heal?

If the answer is yes to all 3 then we want you!

Impervious is looking for resto and elemental shamans who are looking to work towards hard modes in Ulduar.

Check out our recruitment section here.

*Impervious is still recruiting all other classes and specs as well.

US 3rd World 21st

Impervious is looking for players who are willing to spend time on difficult encounters and strive to obtain high ranking hard mode kills.

Impervious is recruiting ALL CLASSES!

If you are interested and think you are up to the challenge then please check out our Recruitment page for more information.

Update 7: Thorim Down

Update 6!: Freya Down

ALSO

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Update 5: Hodir Down

Update 4: Auriaya Down

Update 3: Kologarn Down

Update 2: Iron Council Down

Grats Entrop on Fragment of Val’anyr

Update: Trash to Deconstructor is super hard but the boss is down!

After waiting serveral hours to log into the servers we hit the instance hard. Well more like the bugs in the instance hit us hard so far only 2 bosses down Flame Leviathan and Razorscale.

The Following links are to xfire streams of various player in Impervious. Click one to view.

Flame Leviathan 25-man (Hard Mode) downed.

Hodir 25-man killed multiple times/versions.

Deconstructor 25-man (Hard Mode) downed multiple times/versions.

Ignis the Furnace Master 25-man downed.

Iron Council 25-man downed.

Mimiron 25-Man (Would be in phase 4 if it wasn’t for crashing in p3)

If this is something you would like to be a part of AND be able to compete in, check our recruitment post and thread.  Kologarn is next.  Stay tuned for updates.

Hunters (Guaranteed Raid Spot if you don’t suck)

Druid (Feral and Balance)

Shaman (All Specs)

Paladin (Holy and Retribution)

Our raid times are 7:00pm EST – 1:00am EST Sunday – Thursday. Friday and Saturday raiding may occur during progression raids. We are looking for only full-time raiders, and expect you to be able to show up for nearly 100% of the raids.

We are looking for recruits that have T7 or equivalent gear, and have already completed all the current content in game. Experience with 3 Drakes fight in both the 25man and 10man format is a plus. Please don’t apply if you are a fresh 80 looking to gear out through our raids.

More information about recruitment as well as our application can be found at (http://impervious-guild.com/recruitment/). Please fill out the application fully and don’t omit any of the questions. Specifically do not omit a screenshot of recount or a link to a WWS for raids. Private applications can be emailed to us (imperviousguild@gmail.com) or through PM on the forums to Slacker.

If you feel like you have what it takes to become a member of Impervious, please do not hesitate to apply. We are a guild looking to promote competition between our members for raid spots, and are looking for more quality members to further improve our roster. If you have any questions about recruitment please don’t hesitate to contact me, Slackerx or Slackasaurus on Stormreaver-US.

-Slacker

We beat this a few days ago, pretty much the same fight as the 25man. I was there too, but was jumping around during the screenshot. We’re still looking to recruit another full-time raiding priest, send in those apps!

-Slacker

Thanks to Blizzard for server stability during learning! Glad our monthly fees are going to good use!

Recruitment: Looking for an active Holy Priest to join our ranks! All other caster classes including Shadow Priests are still desired to round out our roster for Ulduar. Come join us for the loot pinata that is WOTLK Raiding!

We beat the game for the…well I’ve lost count. With Eye of Eternity Heroic now cleared, as of Wednesday November 19th 2008, Impervious is the 8th US Guild to complete all Wrath of the Lich King Heroic raid content. It’s a bit disappointing that it took less then a week to clear all the expansion raids but we got our fingers crossed for some real challenges in Ulduar. Until then, it’s epic farming and Death Knight leveling.

In the mean time, check back for some extra content here at Impervious-Guild.com.

Well it’s that time again, the raids of our lives continues as Impervious ploughs through the 70 to 80 grind and impressively cleared Heroic Naxxramas in the same week as the expansion release; Kel’Thuzad slain on Monday November 18 2008. It seems like only a few days ago we were clearing our last Sunwell raid in preparation to hit 80 asap. Now with Naxxramas on farm (again), in the span of a day, we have our eyes set to The Eye of Eternity Heroic. Malygos will be dead in a few days leaving us with nothing but farming upgrades.

Some upgrades are bigger than others. Congratulations go to our own level 80 Death Knight Azsh on the 2-Hand Axe.

I’d also like to take this time to congratulate the Impervious members who were the first level 80s on Stormreaver, Hothgor: Realm First 80 and 80 Shaman, Axla: Realm First 80 Paladin, Fatyx: Realm First 80 Mage, Enzyme: Realm First 80 Warrior, Velveteen: Realm First 80 Druid, Jider: Realm First 80 Rogue and Entrop: Realm First 80 Priest.

http://wowwebstats.com/?npc=25315

is the link for the kill with highest raid dps of 33501, fastest time of 7′26″. Jider pretty much shat all over us. Who cares right? My epeen does, bitches.

Anyway, we’ve opened up recruiting for some classes too. If you think you’ve got what it takes to join us, feel free to send in an application to our email at imperviousguild@gmail.com or contact either Dpoon, Jhasa, or me. We’re also recruiting people who are really good or absolutely terrible at singing to entertain us on vent during our raids.

• Resto Shamans
• Shadow Priests
• Warlock
• NON SHITTY FUCKING MAGE.

-Aeternadeus

P.S. – No bow, lawl.

The Loot:
[Golden Staff of the Sin'dorei]->Jhasa
[Apolyon, the Soul-Render]->Ruiui
[Tattered Cape of Antonidas]->Dpoon
[Handguards of Defiled Worlds]->Dpoon (lewtwhore)

With KJ cleared, this marks the closing for us for TBC Progression. See you in WotLK. Until then, there won’t be any updates because we will never get a [Thori'dal, the Stars' Fury].

-Aeternadeus

KillShot:

[Muramasa]

[Fel Conquerer Raiments]

[Steely Naaru Sliver]

[Sin'dorei Band of Salvation]

• We’re looking for outstanding players who have love for end-game progression and are highly competitive players, even if it means slamming your head on the wall for 6+ hours.
• We are not here to hold your dick(or salty vagina) and baby you through content, don’t suck.
• Consumables are self explanatory and mandatory during raiding.
• Equivalent or comparable gear as our raid members.
• A working microphone (headset preferably) and Ventrilo are mandatory and good communication skills.
• Ability to multi-task well.
• Stable Internet/Computer and relatively no hardware/software issues.
• Ability to recognize different aspects of all encounters rather than your own class specific role during an encounter.
• One of the most important qualities we are looking for in a recruit is spatial awareness. We do not want a recruit who falls into tunnel vision staring at their e-peen grow on the damage/healing meters.

Class openings

• BM Hunter
• Enhance Shaman
• Mage

Please visit our Recruitment Page up above for more information.

We walked in on our off-day with nearly all our raiders from the previous raid and one shot the mother fucking bitches with 1 minute to spare on the enrage. Absolutely fucking flawless kill. I’ve never seen this guild go balls out like this since our fucking U.S. 2nd C’Thun kill. Excellent fucking job fellas.

After a first clear of Sunwell, we took a stroll back into shitty Black Temple. It wasn’t so shitty after this.


Grats Jider!

This has been one crazy test for our guild this week. We pushed through, cleared everything and rewarded handsomely in the end.

Till the next gates open.. (no more fucking website updates!)

Felmyst is next. I taste a kill very soon.



Kalecgos, pretty much the same story on PTR. Lame boss, lame lewt.

It’s all over, until the Sunwell. It’s not a first by any means but we had a rough ride to get here. Big congratulations goes out to everyone who stuck with it and congrats to those who got all there sweet sweet purples. Now all that’s left is to farm up for the Sunwell, then it’s time to stop Slacking and get some firsts. See you then.

Illidari Council defeated. Onto the biggest baddie of them all (till the patch)

Impervious vs Illidan

lolshadowresistcockblock

Just two days into the raid week and Reliquary of Souls has been added to the Impervious kill roster. Two encounters away from Illidan, we are all looking forward to fighting Mother Shahraz this week.

As we run our path through The Black Temple we really haven’t met an encounter that we didn’t like. Bloodboil is no different. The encounter is pretty simple but the randomness of who tanks is what keeps us on our toes. With Bloodboil down that brings us three bosses away from the Emo-rific Lord Illidan.

The waves are finally over; Archimonde is defeated by the wisps known as Impervious. Overall most of us pretty much hate the design of this instance and I’m pretty sure we are not alone. The important part is that it’s all said and done, and with it comes the farm status of gearing the guild up with more shiny T6 purples! With all those upgrades we should be prepared soon.

After the thrilling, exciting, extremely challenging Mount Hyjal trash wave clear, (Sarcastic? Just a bit) Azgalor ran out of prepaid game time and will be back next week. Archimonde is all that’s left for Impervious to fully clear Blizzard’s amazingly epic and exciting instance.

We started off the night with, the first encounter durr, High Warlord Naj’entus. Reused models sure are amazing but I’m not sure what the hell is up with this guys arms and face. Anyway after our raid got the formula for success in there head (Sharp stick + Bubble = Pop), the fight was won and the purps delivered.

Next up, Supremus. Not much to say about this fight except that it seemed like a “Thanks for making it into the Black Temple, here have some loot.” encounter. No one’s complaining thou!

And to end the night, guess what, more free loot. This time I literally mean free loot. Shade of Akama bugged out on us and started off in the last phase. Our DPS blew that sh*t up, daym! In all seriousness thou, we had the fight down from testing it on the PTR so a weekly performance is to be expected. We are thankful since it helped to push us along to see other encounters.

News to updated quicker, I promise! Stay tuned.

Ok so I’m a little behind on the news, time for a mass update on what’s been going on for the good guys at Stormreaver. After a lot of time, two attempted suicides and one return of a no show, Kael’thas Sunstrider has finally been defeated by Impervious. The encounter put a lot of stress and pressure for most of the guild officers but it paid off in the end. Not only are we free to explore the rest of the “new” content but the loot was a decent pay off for all the time spent.

Behold the Ashes of Al’ar, in the history of Impervious I think this is the first time a first kill has actually dropped something pretty amazing. Jhasa was seen later that night surrounded by the entire population of Shattrath. A big hand goes out to all those that kept with it and finally came through with the kill. Now, onto the free loot.

The hit list doesn’t miss its mark as Lady Vashj has been defeated by Impervious. It took a lot of dedication and commitment, even a little music, but the night paned out for the better. Here’s how it went down.

After many solid runs to get through the stages we knew we were getting close but she just kept slipping away. We even how to have our own official 1% raid wipe.

But then an act of pure genius! With the help of an epic diagram we got the boost we needed and knew that soon we would be rollin in the purps. Like so many final raid dungeons before it, the diagram was Impervious’ symbol of hope.

Then it all came together in Impervious style as a near flawless Lady Vashj defeat. We kept our cool and executed with perfection. SSC is now part of another chapter in Impervious’ Raids of our Lives.

Kael’Thas’s pet Phoenix is no more. It took some getting used to but the encounter was easily handled after getting a bit more organized and a better balanced raid into Tempest Keep. This leave Kael’Thas open for business and of course it won’t be long till we put him down too. Next up on the hit list, Lady Vashj.

Congrats goes to Guide on finally retiring the Naxx cloak for Phoenix-Wing Cloak and Tranqfx on Band of Al’ar.

High Astromancer Solarian defeated by Impervious. After a few days of learning and getting ready for the fight, we came through with another boss dead in The Eye. Now all that’s left is Al’ar before we move onto the legendary fight of Kael’thas Sunstrider.

Congrats goes to Evangelakis on Ethereum Life-Staff and Congreve on Girdle of the Righteous Path.

GM Death Touched it at around 30% or something.

On we go to the next boss, the demon Anetheron! The fight was a very fun fight but the GM pushed us to move on. *sadface*

Off we went towards the Horde Base fighting along side the Horde Warchief, Thrall and his beastly wolves!

Before we attempted anything, our little buddy decided to drop us a little token of appreciation.

We faced another challenging encounter, Kaz’rogal, another version of good ol’ fucking Kazzak.

On our 2nd attempt with only 23 people…

He dropped a sweet swirling purple dildo that made the females in our guild (cough Velveteen cough) dripping with moisture in her undies (don’t hurt me!). Here’s a screenshot of the sex toy.

So off we went to the next and final boss for the night, Azgalor.

Well to say the least, we were left dumbfounded on its aggro control because it was pretty fucked up. So we decide to take a quick second to ask the GM and he responds…

Thus.. we called it a night.

On a side note, we are still recruiting. Check the news update under this for more information or click the recruitment tab up above!

Void Reaver Kill Video:

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FTP: Right Click Here, Save As!

After what felt like 4 hours of trying to fish up the fucking thing.. The Lurker Below finally decided to come out and play. On a side note — Congratulations to Thirdeye getting rezzed in the water and dying.. twice!

We’d like to congratulate Nihilum on a World First Lady Vashj, you guys definitely deserve it for bashing your heads over and over on a brick wall(and for the beta testing <3). There's only a couple guilds in the United States that have an opportunity at a U.S. First on Lady Vashj. Impervious definitely has their eyes set on this goal and we'll continuously bash our heads on it too.

You’re Next.

After a 1% heart-breaking attempt on Leotheras last week, we came back to a fresh new instance reset to clear his fucking trash again. This time, Impervious came to finish the job. After ripping him a new one, Leotheras decided to drop… MORE TRASH

On a brighter note, Morogrim decided to drop something other than Serpent-Coil Braid for a change. Grats Shadowskills on his new weapon, The Untamed Bla…. err.. Talon of Azshara!

With Magtheridon down, Impervious can now venture into the lair of Kael’thas. The loot was again subpar, but isn’t that what we’ve all come to expect by now?

After working on Magtheridon for a while, we returned to Serpentshrine Cavern to pick up where we left off. 10 hours of fighting trash and 1 hour of fighting bosses later, Morogrim Tidewalker and Fathom-Lord Karathress were taking dirtnaps. Congrats to Slacker on the server first tier 5 and all the other winners. Leotheras, Lurker, and Magtheridon kill shots will be coming shortly.

On a side note, we are looking for a few new recruits, please check out the “Recruitment” section at the top. We also have put up a new section on our forums for herb trading. This fight has made quite a dent in our bank space.
Arianne
Lolade

40 minutes after Kazzak took a nose dive, Impervious ventured in and one-shot Gruul 2.0. I believe this is a world 3rd(?) for the Gruul 2.0, but this is mostly a timing thing, so who knows. Grats none-the-less!